Obligatory First Post

OH HAI! 

Who knows how you got here. Maybe you know me. Maybe you don't. Either way here you are. This is not a livejournal. It's not my diary filled with all the juicy gossip of my daily life. It's my own little spot on the interwebz for me to create, write and share whatever I please. Sometimes funny, sometimes sad but always random. This blog is not censored. It's not for the easily offended or close minded. Anyways, welcome. If you decide to stay, I hope you find some enjoyment. Let's get started with some standard lists of my likes and dislikes so you can get to know the real Amy.

 Things I Like

• myself
• being Italian
• kittens
• european cars
• family
• writing
• photography
• Gingers
• Flapjack and Cap'n Knuckles
• reading
• Salinger
• Klosterman
• living young
• Art museums
• Black Humor
• travelling
• great philosophers
• Brittish accents
• unitarianism
• Darwinism
• fruity mentos
• COFFEE
• nike sneaks
• sexy vampires
• the macabre
• horror films
• zombies
• fall, spring, summers
• smelly dirty boys who work with their hands
• Cake
• indie films
• DALLAS GREEN
• honesty
• concerts
• fun
• bonfires
• nature
• wheat beer
• my amazing boyfriend
• my awesome friends
• Intelligent Dance Music
• Hardcore/Metal
• Shoegaze/Ambient
• Good Tattoos
• Media studies
• Killer whales
• knee socks
• hoodies
• anything plaid
• REAL TALK
• cuddles
• playing outside
• Arizona
• horrible reality TV
• internet memes
• bananas
• leaders
• acoustic guitar
• sushi
• caring for others
• turbos
• questioning why things are the way the are
• challenging the norm
• thinking for myself
• pancakes
• humbelness
• old skool hip hop

Things I Dislike

• Materialism
• shopping carts
• the "Mainstream"
• purses/items that cost more than they should
• the money hungry
• yelling
• really high heels
• jerks
• people who think they know what they are talking about but really have no idea
• inconsiderate drivers
• extreme fundamentalists
• organized religion
• close-minded folks
• "Suits"
• "Sheep"
• following
• spiders
• generic sit coms
• censorship
• unemployment rates
• deep water
• high heights
• speeding tickets
• PennDot
• Snow/Rain
• cold weather
• catty females
• really BAD tattoos
• piercings
• Ed Hardy/Betsey Johnson/ anything overpriced and over trendy.
• Guido's
• Fake people
• Fake tans
• Fake nails
• fake, fake, fake
• romance novels
• ex-girlfriends
• scene kids
• bigfoot
• crappy beaches
• aliens
• hauntings
• overpaid athletes
• unrealistic expectations of others
• cheats
• liars 

Alright. I think you've got the idea. 

Love, Amy